Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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lol a man is drowning

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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