- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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