Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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A mans opinion.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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alston wang

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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