- Anti Joke

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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