Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

speech and debate.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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