Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What's big and white?

Paper shield.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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