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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 10:58

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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