- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what do you call gingers ugly.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

cancer

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Thumbs this up

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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