The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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