- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Romans rights.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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