Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Ebola

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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