out of your comfort zone

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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hit the thumbs down button

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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