A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Nippies

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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