What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Pinus Testicles

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Anti Joke

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