What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Ron Paul for President!

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Womens rights

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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