A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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BenWuzHear

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Billy Cundiff.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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