- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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