- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Grammer is very important

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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