- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Knock knock. Is someone there?

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Black people

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Women's rights.

Neither does he.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

trumpy trumpy trump

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

i like pie.

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