--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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