Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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