why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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obama

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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