charlie sheen losing

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Yeah right loser!

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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my shift key is broken1

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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