- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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