A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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