Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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I pooped my pants

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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