Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Anti Joke

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