Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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