What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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