Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Your mom.

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How old are you? 20

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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