Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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A midget walks under a bar

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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