I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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