I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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