What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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