How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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