- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Cleveland winning something

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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