If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Dylan is a person

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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meme

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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