- Anti Joke

So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen