Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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