- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

A Jew! Bless you.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Ju... Just why?

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