Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock go away

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Hello Braydon

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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