Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

hey bill!

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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