- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Why did the book disappear?

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

I have aids

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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