After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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