if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

justin bieber

Women's rights

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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