- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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