- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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