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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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