What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Zach Barlow

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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i like tits

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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