- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Jersey Shore

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

modern love

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Your mom.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

A baby seal walks into a club

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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