how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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the WNBA

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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