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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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