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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

thermodynamics?

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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