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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

your mom died.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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