my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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