- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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