Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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im a dragon, no im not

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Your Mom.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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