I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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