Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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