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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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