- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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