What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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