How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Obama

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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