You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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