- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did i write this? I was bored

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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