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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Womens rights

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Womans profesional lacrosse

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Well educated black man.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

knock, knock come in

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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