A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

once upon a time there was a boy

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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