This is not an anti joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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