ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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