roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

your mother hates you

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

So. The gays. ...

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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