Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Niki Minaj's ass

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Whats an Anti Joke

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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