Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Ron Paul for President!

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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