A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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