- Anti Joke

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Women.