they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats 2+2? 4

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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hey guys what's up?

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poop

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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whats a dick a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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