What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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