What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Potassium? K.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Womens' Rights

What is Worse than the holocaust?

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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