- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Take off your shoes.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A women president

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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