- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

skurfboards we love fat kids

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Women.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

whats 2+2? 4

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

I just can't stand sitting down!

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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