- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

skurfboards we love fat kids

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Women.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

I just can't stand sitting down!

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

whats 2+2? 4

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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