Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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