- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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