Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

your mom

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

hey bill!

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Women's rights

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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