Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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