- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Is this where I type the joke?

so dont touch it.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Deadly cancer.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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