- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.