- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

shauns beautiful

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

wood cant chuck wood

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Penis.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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