A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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i like pie.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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i cant think of one.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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