- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Men's Sports

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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