Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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