How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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