What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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whats a dick a dick

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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