Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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black guy graduating high school

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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