- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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