Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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so dont touch it.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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good one jess !!

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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