Iggy Azalea

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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