A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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