As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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woman's rights

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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