A baby seal walks into a club.

This is not an anti joke.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

pineapples

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Your all fags

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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