Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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hi

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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hey guys what's up?

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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