How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Shut the cork up!

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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wood cant chuck wood

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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