It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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