Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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People Order Our Patties

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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she wasn't 18

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Anti Joke

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