elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

I ponder

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

shammmm is a lesbian.

Dylan is a person

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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