- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

whats black? a black man

What is 8 times 4? 32

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What's the difference between a duck

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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