Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Breast cancer.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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I am a n1gger.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Welcome to die!

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Dogs in my home.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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