- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Worst joke ever

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.