The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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raping black women

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Worst joke ever

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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