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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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