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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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