- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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